tillylikestroye:

smellbig-and-two-harts:

sarzc16:

So I had a spurt of inspiration whilst singing in the shower earlier, and decided to write some lyrics to All About That Bass, but the Holy Trinity version. Hope you guys like it!
(Collage edit credit goes to colllages.tumblr.com)

ALL ABOUT THAT MACE (A song about Holy Trinity ships)

Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace

Yeah it’s pretty clear, my OTP’s are few
But I can ship it, ship it, like I’m supposed to do

'Cause they got that boom boom that all the fans chase
And all the right love in all the right places

I see them fanfictions, workin’ that plot twist shock
We know that stuff ain’t real, but please never stop

If your fics are fluffy, fluffy, let’s raise ‘em up 
'Cause every word from you is perfect from the bottom to the top

And Trinititties tell you Izanami makes you cry
Some say fans like a little more Hartsquared to read at night

There are so many gifs of my ships but I must stay strong
If you think shipping is bad you can go ‘head and move along

Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace

We’re bringing Hartbig back
Go ‘head and tell them Grester shippers that
No, I’m just playin’, I don’t want combat
'Cause I'm here to tell you every OTP is perfect from the bottom to the top

And Trinititties tell you Izanami makes you cry
Some say fans like a little more Hartsquared to read at night

There are so many gifs of my ships but I must stay strong
If you think shipping is bad you can go ‘head and move along

Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace (x3)

holy fuck

GOD I LOVE THIS

radxcalscull:

GRACE WROTE A BOOK
GRACE HAS A PILOT
GRACE MADE A MOVIE
GRACE HAS A PODCAST
GRACE HAS A LIVE COMEDY SHOW
GRACE HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL
GRACE HAS ALMOST 2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS
GRACE WON A WEBBY AWARD
GRACE IS HOSTING THE STREAMY AWARDS
GRACE WAS NOMINATED FOR A TEEN CHOICE AWARD
GRACE WON A STREAMY AWARD
GRACE WAS IN FORBES 30 UNDER 30 LIST

now sincerely sit yourself in a corner, whoever is running the holy trinity confessions blog, and shut the fuck up


Not Too Deep with Grace Helbig Ep.1: Tyler Oakley
Grace: Tyler, thank you for being here, the gift I’m going to give you is that you are allowed to tweet anything you want from my twitter on my phone
Tyler: I’m going to use this for good
Grace: ohh he wrote “you are perfect just the way you are”
Tyler: because maybe there’s somebody at home who’s like going through it
Grace: that’s really sweet, that’s so off brand for me to tweet that
now it all makes sense

Not Too Deep with Grace Helbig Ep.1: Tyler Oakley

Grace: Tyler, thank you for being here, the gift I’m going to give you is that you are allowed to tweet anything you want from my twitter on my phone

Tyler: I’m going to use this for good

Grace: ohh he wrote “you are perfect just the way you are”

Tyler: because maybe there’s somebody at home who’s like going through it

Grace: that’s really sweet, that’s so off brand for me to tweet that

now it all makes sense